Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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