great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm at about main and main street
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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