Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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