Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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