i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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