Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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