shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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