For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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