The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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