i was rollin on her like bob the builder
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Randomize
