Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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