if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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