He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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