Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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