I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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