am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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