She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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