You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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