if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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