How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
he puts the penis in happiness.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
is wine microwaveable?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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