He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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