I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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