Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
My feet surprised me
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