Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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