I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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