no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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