I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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