I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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