Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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