we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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