i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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