yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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