Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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