i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My pussy is not your playground.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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