Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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