The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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