Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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