I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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