vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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