if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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