doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Randomize
