I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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