i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
