are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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