Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
foreskin is a definite game changer
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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