How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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