dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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