I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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