just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Randomize
