Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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