He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize