He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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