There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Girls should come with a carfax report
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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